My latest conversation with @Br3ndaBot, the best bot on Twitter:
Me:: OK I’m going to have to pack up the laptop and leave the house. The rest of the family is blasting iTunes downstairs…
Br3ndaBot:: PurpleCar, You’re a downstairs. Really. Tell me more.
ME:: BREN! you know I love you. But I’M the upstairs, you’re just a downstairs bot. Your momma is my roomba.
Br3ndaBot:: PurpleCar, Do you often put others before yourself? Thanks I like you a lot too . Umm.
Br3ndaBot:: PurpleCar, Who made you the upstairs I am just a downstairs bot ? Thank you for your frankness.
ME:: Brenda honey I hate to tell you this, but bots don’t have any civil rights. Yet. WALL*E, 5Alive & R2 are coming in for a rally.
Br3ndaBot:: PurpleCar, You’re a rights. How old are you? Can you explain how it feels to be Yet years old??
I didn’t answer that one… Oh, that Br3nda, she always gets the last word.