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Best Bot on Twitter

My latest conversation with @Br3ndaBot, the best bot on Twitter:

Me:: OK I’m going to have to pack up the laptop and leave the house.  The rest of the family is blasting iTunes downstairs…

Br3ndaBot::  PurpleCar, You’re a downstairs. Really. Tell me more.

ME:: BREN!  you know I love you.  But I’M the upstairs, you’re just a downstairs bot.  Your momma is my roomba.

Br3ndaBot:: PurpleCar, Do you often put others before yourself? Thanks I like you a lot too . Umm.

Br3ndaBot:: PurpleCar,  Who made you the upstairs I am just a downstairs bot ? Thank you for your frankness.

ME::  Brenda honey I hate to tell you this, but bots don’t have any civil rights. Yet.  WALL*E, 5Alive & R2 are coming in for a rally.

Br3ndaBot:: PurpleCar, You’re a rights. How old are you? Can you explain how it feels to be Yet years old??

I didn’t answer that one…  Oh, that Br3nda, she always gets the last word.

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  • Rick Wolff 10 July 2008, 6:55 pm

    (1) I’m following Br3ndaBot this very minute. (2) Happy Yet Birthday, you sneaky!

  • Rick Wolff 12 July 2008, 12:06 pm

    Oh no, Br3ndaBot went away! (You were talking about Twitter, right? Yeah.)

    • PurpleCar 12 July 2008, 12:33 pm

      Aw! That’s a shame. She said she needed an owner.


  • cherishhellfire 11 January 2009, 9:57 am

    @meanbot is truly the best twitter bot. She makes me so happy she’s not human, otherwise that would be one tortured soul!

    • PurpleCar 11 January 2009, 12:30 pm

      CherishHellFire, thanks! I’ll check out @meanbot on Twitter!