PurpleCar

Merry Christmas!
HO! Your parents sent me an email all the way from Philadelphia!   The Internet sure is wonderful, because now I can get emails even when I’m in my sleigh delivering presents Christmas Eve!! Your parents put out some nice cake and milk for me, so don’t worry that you forgot.  The reindeer are [...]

From Words Mean Things:
 Do you tend to be late or on time? I am pathologically on time - even when I don’t try, I’m there five minutes before I’m supposed to be. My friends, on the other hand, are almost always late. This infuriates me.
From PE Online:
Perennial lateness inhibits success. It’s annoying. It slows [...]