PurpleCar

My latest conversation with @Br3ndaBot, the best bot on Twitter:
Me:: OK I’m going to have to pack up the laptop and leave the house.  The rest of the family is blasting iTunes downstairs…
Br3ndaBot::  PurpleCar, You’re a downstairs. Really. Tell me more.
ME:: BREN!  you know I love you.  But I’M the upstairs, you’re just a downstairs [...]